FAQ

Questions people actually ask me about this experiment.

Am I aware human triathlete coaches exist?

Yes but if I hired a human then that wouldn't be much of an experiment, would it?

This seems dangerous. Have I consulted a doctor?

Yes. I may be crazy but I'm not stupid.

Do I know I'm doing "..." wrong?

Many people have DMed/emailed/texted variations of this question. I'm running wrong, I'm swimming wrong, I'm cycling wrong. I'm eating my eggs wrong. I'm sleeping using the wrong side of the pillow. Yadda yadda yadda. Some of these messages have been accompanied by wonderful advice which I've happily taken into account. If you have productive input I welcome it.

Do you really do everything Apollo tells you to do?

I follow Apollo's advice to the letter, and have learned a great deal from it.

Is Apollo available for public use?

No but if you ask nicely I will show you how I built it.

Do I really think I'm going to complete an Ironman 70.3?

If you know me then you know my answer to this question.